"Greetings from another planet ... my name is Artie Alien. I am not Artie Q. No, I am his alien humanoid conehead step brother. (Details, below.) Artie has kindly allowed me to use this forum for my posting. OK, to business ... Alien Humanoid Coneheads are a growing discriminated minority on my planet. This is a fact.
A few years back, a wave of Earthling dignitaries who on a relations-improving visit to our planet, after a couple of alcoholic alien beverages thought to get "jiggy" with some of our more attractive females; hence we have a group of disenfranchised human-oid/alien conehead offsprings, like myself, who are neither fish nor fowl! (Neither alien nor human.) The aliens don't like us and the humans make fun of us—What's up with that!
We love the cultures of both our planets and hope to bridge the differences that somehow divide us. However, there is a growing number of my fellow alien folk who wish to conquer the cosmos, and the planet Earth is seen as being "The Gateway To The Galaxy." Unless we can rally support for Earth to the central council, our General Commander will get his way and invade your beautiful planet and take control of "the whole schmeggegi"—I believe folk in California say "the whole enchilada." Yes? (My human stepbro, Artie Q {it's true, I tell you; we share the same human father!} tells me such things from time to time. You're such whacky dude, ConeHead, he says. Then I say, I love you, bro Q—Hah. Too much funny!) And in time, planet Earth will be no more than a blip on the radar. This would indeed be a tragedy.
However ... because of the construct of the alien physiology, the "space brother's" ear cannot bear the sound of earth's beautiful music, in particular the piano music of Simon Husberg! I have found that accidentally exposing my fellow aliens to Simon Husberg's ivory tinkling sends them into paroxysms of agony ... maybe this is the key to save the planet Earth: The Music Of Simon Husberg?" Let us hope so! Hmm ... what say you, humans? Leave your comments, below. And please, have nice day!
I also agree! Simon Husberg's music is incredible!
ReplyDeleteSave us Artie Alien, and Simon!
This is a great track, and AA - you sure have a way with words, just like your less-conical craniumed half-bro. I haven't heard the expression "the whole schmeggegi" in a Jupiter year! It really put a smile on my face.
Here's hoping that you and Simon will save the Earth from ultimate destruction - and like everything else you do - you'll do it with Style.
And by the way AA, don't forget about that hug I have for you, next time you're in the Solar System, and this human would never make fun of you - I come from New York City! ;-)
All the Best, Mary-Cat (aka MCLive!)
ahahah! music weapons...? noooo, they should fear our evil minds... humans r all the worst of the universe, good if they sterminate us before we intoxicate them! i sympathise 4 the aliens ;)
ReplyDeleteWow! you have me sitting on the edge of my chair .... will they bridge the difference between them? I sure hope AA comes up with a better plan, just exterminate the bad guys, who take from the poor, who pollute our earth by throwing their cigs out the car window, the ones who ignore old ladies crossing the streets etc...duh, you know what I mean ....
ReplyDeleteYou guys should make film music as well! Or game music. You could also do the narration, actually... Think about it.
ReplyDeletePS. The alien looks a bit like you, ArtieQ. A relative? ;) What planet?
My dear LRM. We do look similar, as I said above, because Artie Alien is my alien humanoid conehead step brother. (My father had a dalliance with an attractive female alien while on a relations improving visit to Pldwlcihjuklqerwgvbk,weahbuky...Duh/Hmm/Hmm!)
DeleteThat is the name of the planet, by the way - "Pldwlcihjuklqerwgvbk,weahbuky...Duh/Hmm/Hmm!" Truly, I kid yae not! ;)