"Greetings from another planet ... my name is Artie Alien. I am not Artie Q. No, I am his alien humanoid conehead step brother. (Details, below.) Artie has kindly allowed me to use this forum for my posting. OK, to business ... Alien Humanoid Coneheads are a growing discriminated minority on my planet. This is a fact.
A few years back, a wave of Earthling dignitaries who on a relations-improving visit to our planet, after a couple of alcoholic alien beverages thought to get "jiggy" with some of our more attractive females; hence we have a group of disenfranchised human-oid/alien conehead offsprings, like myself, who are neither fish nor fowl! (Neither alien nor human.) The aliens don't like us and the humans make fun of us—What's up with that!
We love the cultures of both our planets and hope to bridge the differences that somehow divide us. However, there is a growing number of my fellow alien folk who wish to conquer the cosmos, and the planet Earth is seen as being "The Gateway To The Galaxy." Unless we can rally support for Earth to the central council, our General Commander will get his way and invade your beautiful planet and take control of "the whole schmeggegi"—I believe folk in California say "the whole enchilada." Yes? (My human stepbro, Artie Q {it's true, I tell you; we share the same human father!} tells me such things from time to time. You're such whacky dude, ConeHead, he says. Then I say, I love you, bro Q—Hah. Too much funny!) And in time, planet Earth will be no more than a blip on the radar. This would indeed be a tragedy.
However ... because of the construct of the alien physiology, the "space brother's" ear cannot bear the sound of earth's beautiful music, in particular the piano music of Simon Husberg! I have found that accidentally exposing my fellow aliens to Simon Husberg's ivory tinkling sends them into paroxysms of agony ... maybe this is the key to save the planet Earth: The Music Of Simon Husberg?" Let us hope so! Hmm ... what say you, humans? Leave your comments, below. And please, have nice day!
